I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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