i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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