god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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