If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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