Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
third nipple confirmed
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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