okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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