Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize