the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
that may or may not have been my penis.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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