Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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