Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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