it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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