he wants to bone in the snuggie
ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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