you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize