this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Randomize
