ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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