it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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