You're my little dorito
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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