So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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