At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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