all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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