did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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