yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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