The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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