Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Randomize
