What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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