Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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