Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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