R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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