You surviving the open bar?
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I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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