She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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