There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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