Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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