How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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