38 yer olds are good kisserssss
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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