I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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