i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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