tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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