discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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