tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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