worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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