Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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