she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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