so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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