No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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