We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
