Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
