My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
nutella sex= disaster
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
