oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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