Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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