I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins