Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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