he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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