the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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