so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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