PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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