Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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