Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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