lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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